... I'm certain you all are waiting on the edge of your computer to know what the heck is soooo funny!
Okay call me sensitive..
I sent a note with Sam to school the other day saying that I would pick him up. I waited in line because unlike 15 years ago when my last baby was in Kindergarten you have to go into the gym and pickup your student and check his name off the list. For once I was on time.. no Sam.. I ask the check off lady, where's Sam?? She hasn't seen him.. I check the usual places no Sam.. You can't look on the bus, because of security... But if he takes the bus home and I'm not waiting outside for him, they will not drop him off. How can I meet the bus if I am at school? I hurry to the office so they can call the bus to see if Sam is on it.. Sorry they left..oh wait they are still there..
The office lady says on the phone to the bus driver.. "tell Sam his GRANDMOTHER is waiting at the office!! Did I hit her??? No they have a "no violence" policy... whatever... I did ever so sweetly say," I'm his mother." Later I was doing the math and I guess technically I could be a great-grandmother...
Here is a beautiful girl that I redid she was a mess, and Dusty seems to like her... I'm not holding my breathe!
Here are the babies that my friend Martha makes.. they are soooo sweet!!
This kinda reminds me of when I was in my mid-20's about 30 years ago... yikes!! Amazing I can still remember the story.. I was working at the Employment Office taking claims for unemployment insurance. Back in those days you had to wait in a very, very long line, while we hand filled out your claim for you... I had a friend that was my age who had recently had a baby...Well , when this 40 something lady wearing a baggy shirt stepped up to her window she sweetly asked her, "when is your baby due?" And the 40 something lady NOT so sweetly answered...I'M NOT PREGNANT! opps. That no doubt would be worse..
I am madly trying to get the last minute things ready for expo so I better punch the magic button that says PUBLISH POST